*Bikini Optional*™

I'll Cum Clean for You... ;-)

I Love Lucy!


Her Service is Great! I ordered the *Bikini Optional*™ option. Well worth the $250 to see her clean without the sexy bikini.



Jim D.Greece NY
  • Best Cleaning Service Ever! You've got to go for the *Bikini Optional*™ option

Kyle S.Pittsford NY

Kiyani


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Frequently Asked Questions

Do you have additional questions? Feel free to call me!

1) What are your hours of operation?

My hours of operation are between 10am and 6pm


Please know that I have EXTREMELY LIMITED appointment availability. So Book Your Appointment Now!

2) How old are you?

I'm barely 18...


plus 6. You do the math 😘

What size Bikini do you wear?

I'm a petite young lady and I wear a size small (sometimes extra small). In pants size I wear a 0 to 2. In bra size I'm a 34A (correction 34a...lol) and very proud of my tiny natural perky boobs and perky n*****s.

4) What does *Bikini Optional*™ mean?

It means exactly what it says ;-)


If you would like me to clean without my Bikini on it will only cost you a slight upcharge of $25 for the top. Or only $50 for both top and bottoms off.


Examples:

  1. If you want the Head Cleaning Service without my top on then it would be $150 + $25 to equal a total of only $175. If you would like the service with my bottoms of the it would be $150 + $25 + $25 for a total of only $200.

  2. If you would like The Comprehensive Full Service Cleaning Serving the cost would be $300 + 0 (*Bikini Optional*™ is already included in the price) to equal only $300.

5) Do the Drapes match the Carpet?

You Guys are so funny. No they don't.

  • The Drapes are dyed...

  • There's no Carpet 😋

6) Do you bring your cleaning supplies with you?

I bring a pleasant demeanor, lots of smiles, a couple of Bikinis, baby wipes and mouth wash...Lol


Since I'll be coming to your residence, office or hotel room I'll thank you in advance to have the necessary cleaning supplies available.


Thank you ;-) (in advance!)

7) Is there anything that you won't clean?

Yes... poopie toilets. I'm a virgin to that. However I might consider it for $1000.


Any takers?

8) Am I able to touch you while you're on the clock cleaning?

No. Absolutely Not You Naughty Neighbor You! Not while I'm officially on the paid clock for my cleaning services. 😋 I'm not an escort Carl (nothing against escorts). You are however able to touch yourself if you want to. I don't have a problem with that.


Let me ask you a question: Were you ever able able to touch the cleaning person when you stayed at a hotel? Please know that although I am an independent business person it is still frowned upon to have any type of sexual contact in a work environment.


I'm at your place to do a professional cleaning service. So just sit back and enjoy the show you Naughty Neighbor.


Remember that I'm wearing a Sexy Bikini...or not. Which, btw, is my personal preference 😋 (see FAQ #3)


Please see Question #9

9) Do you ever have Sex with Clients?

Wow!!! That's a direct and loaded question.


Direct Answer: No. Definitely Not!


Qualified Answer: I'm a healthy, sexually active, open minded, ethically polyamorous young lady. I like to have sex with other like minded people. While I don't have sex with anyone while I'm on the paid clock, I have been known to do whatever I want to do with whomever I want to do it with AFTER I'M OFFICIALLY off of the paid clock.


By official I mean:

  1. I've been PAID FOR MY CLEANING SERVICE upon arrival.

  2. I've cleaned as per our agreement.

  3. You have approved my cleaning services.

  4. You have given me a tip if you want to. IT IS NOT MANDATORY. Only give if it is in your heart and you feel that it is warranted.

  5. I tell you that "I'm officially off of the paid clock now"... Or some phrase like that. Or you may ask me something like this: "Are you off the clock now?'... Or some phrase like that. And my response is "Yes I'm off the clock now"... Or some phrase like that.

  6. At that time I'm free to do whatever we agree to do. WITH a MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING THAT WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY.


Agreed?


If so then please feel free to set an appointment for me to CUM CLEAN for you 😘

10) Do you require a deposit for New Clients?

No not generally.


If you are able to go through the verification process then the answer is no.


VERIFICATION PROCESS:

  1. We need to do a Whatsapp call

  2. During the call you will need to verify your name (State issued ID) along with the address of where I'll be coming to.


If however you don't pass the certification process then the answer is Yes. And it is only $25.


1) It helps to confirm that I'm not coming to a psycho.

2) It also covers my UBER FEE should you be the type of person that likes to waste other people's time.


The fee can be paid electronically through CashApp.(https://cash.app/$BikiniCleaner)


The balance will be paid in person on arrival through the same electronic link.


NOTE: I understand that some people might be leery of making a deposit. I get it. Please know that we are going into a mutually trusting situation.


  1. You have to trust that I'm not going to rip you off for a measly $25. I'm not going to rip you off because that's not what I do. It would be career suicide. And I'm not stupid or shortsighted in my business dealings. I'm in business to make money. More than just $25 at a time. Additionally I have a website which should give you at least a modicum of trust in me.

  2. On the other hand I have to trust you that you're not going to hurt me. It's a big difference in the level of trust that has to be given.


If you don't understand or appreciate that then know that I do not want or need you as a client!

11) Do you offer massages?

Yes I do On My Private Time with people that I feel comfortable with. Private time is defined as any time After I'm Officially Off Of The Paid Clock. (see #9:5 and #9:6 for clarification).


Please note that I'm not a licensed masseuse. Which means that any massage that you receive after I'm off of the paid clock will be as a lay person ;-)

12) Do you clean cars? Or can I cum to your house and watch you clean?

While a car cleaning sounds like a lot of fun, for me and especially for you, I don't offer that service at this time. However I could clean My House* for you. All you have to do is make a small deposit**. I'll make the arrangements and forward the address to you.


*Aka: a Local Hotel Room

** The deposit will cover the cost of the room


Cost of My Services


Clean & Go $75

I'll use my hands efficiently to do a great job cleaning for you.

Let Me Cum Clean For You 👍
Cleaning The Head (an old Naval term for bathroom) $150

A deep cleaning targeting the one area (the Head) that is so often ignored by wives and girlfriends. This service will blow you away!

Let Me Cum Clean For You 😛
Comprehensive Full Service Top to Bottom Cleaning $300

I'll go from top to bottom making sure that I meet your expectations.


I'm sure that I'll leave you FULLY SATISFIED, with my FULL SERVICE Cleaning, that you will want me to cum back for another cleaning session in the future.


Btw this service already includes the *Bikini Optional*™ option ;-)

Let Me Cum Clean For You 😺

Set An Appointment Now!